WHISKEY AND ROCKS

The Cellardoorsal Fin Diaries

2010-06-23T21:14:00.008+02:00

So firstly I apologize for the lack of updates, Ive just been far to busy living... Living hard.

So hard Ive been trying to find new places to get well loose, So on a drunken stumble of a car drive home, we decided The Queer Pub was the best option....

Some pics from the evening

Most definitely the most well groomed gay men at the party, These guys deserved an Award of some sort, if Scottie was around they might have been able to get some "Pipi Neus", but thats another story.

Obviously drunk girls at then gay bar, They go with their gay friends cos they feel safer at a gay bar, (without the overcrowding of guys trying to hit on them) Little do they know that their is an elite group people that work with this, They wait for the pray to get drunk, they see hot gay guys around and realize they not gotten get any, Then Bam! The elites rock up, next thing you know flocks of woman (the straight ones) all over them like nuns on Elvis... I even remember an elite quote that night, It was from an elite to a dancing lady ...

"Hey, your'e coming home with me"

she replies "only If I can bring my sister... SISTER, we going!"

I got too drunk for the dirty dancers...

Evidence

More evidence

I seriously never knew the cops were behind me. I love gay cops.
Calling up Bruno, now that the cops are gone.
Ching
Chong

Cha!

My Mates have been with me the entire time, and they shall remain...

I'll have some stories up tomorrow and after Durban this weekend.

Enjoy these pics for now, Im well tired.... Whiskey

Road Side Gas

2010-04-06T23:35:00.004+02:00

We left Alexandria (Egypt) today and headed to Mansourri. The road was a bit sketchy and desolate for the most part. We stopped on the side of the road for what I thought was going to be direction.... next minute this dude starts filling our tank out of bottles... strange to say the least. ANyway, this gave me a chance to take some pics of the dudes running the "gas station". Enjoy.

Father and son. Oh and in case you were wandering, yes the dad is missing a leg.

Taking Advantage

2010-03-28T11:19:00.007+02:00

So pretty much from the moment we arrived in Egypt we've been looking for a badass party to go to. Sure we had some good times in the apartment but we were looking for something a little more like a rad club or pub to go to. This proved to be a lot harder than we thought... until 2 nights ago!

The guy that has hired us to do the Mountain Dew demos has been amped on the shows we putting on so decided to take us to the, as he put it, "hottest venue in Cairo"... We had no idea what to expect, but knew that it should be good. It was. We all felt a little strange as we got there cos everyone was dressed in fancy clothes and shit and we don't have clothes like that so we just dressed normal. The first thing they say to us is "order from this table so it be on our bill, and order what ever you want".... not a great move on their part. The first thing Christi ordered for us was a bottle of Vodka and told the waiter to keep the red bulls coming until the bottle was finished. Another bottle was ordered as soon as the first was finished. The owner of the club, a typically greasy/creepy looking dude, joined us for most of the night and kept the shots coming. We also found out some time during the night that the bottles of Vodka we drank were LE1500 each (1500 Egyptian pounds = R2100 or $270)

Anyway, after swiping a bottle of Johnnie Walker black from a table on our way out we made our way home in a cab. The driver must have hated us... we were proper fucked.

Here are some pics we took when we got back to the apartment. Once again... Enjoy.

Morning After...

Walking like an Egyptian

2010-03-18T01:08:00.031+02:00

Sorry for the lack of updates... I'm in mother fucking Egypt bitches! Sink your little peepers into these creepy pictures.

Love your work sir.

Colin bone thuggin

... dor meech.

Desert dog chillin hard

Dead kid?

Apartment boredom + whiskey + roley planks

Right after he ate shit...

Pyramid guards - "No photo"

close up below... just in case you haven't spotted it already

Creepin in... creepin out.

We met 2 of the dopest dudes over here... they hooked us up with some sticks of gutchy and showed us a new way of smokin.

Ally Scally

Cousin Skeeter

Fresh

Drinking from the milky cup of deNile

under rotate, backround pyrameech!

Geezer getting loose in Giza

Christi street slugging

Hashquatch

Hell

First sessionable street spot we found

Right after a 5 star dinner at a rotating restaurant fucking high in the sky @ Cairo Tower

got som'in to say?

nice dor meech.

yours truly glugging some red label

glamour killface

Cairo is rad.

Emmerentia Stench

2010-02-27T01:41:00.001+02:00

A few of us went down to Emmerentia Dam to ride the run off ditch a few days ago... we found ourselves a little surprise when we got there. Some jacked up street sleeper has turned the place into his very own humble abode.

The strange thing was that rather than us being pissed off that all his shit was scattered all over our beloved spot, we actually felt we were being rude for riding what is effectively his front yard. The fact that he wasn't anywhere to be seen made us feel a little more comfortable... This was certainly not the sort of place you wanted to fall on a sharp object. Most objects spread all over were sharp as the devils dick. None the less riding commenced and filming got under way.

We were filming for a BMX show on Vuzu.tv for The Riot BMX Shop and in this episode Jordan is the host... and my god it's fucking hilarious! Jordan is a natural in front of the camera, a natural goof ball at times. He also totally killed the session as you will see from the pics.

When I'm riding Jordan mans the cam. Jade and Spinx looking tough in the background.

Tk Brawler and the bums washing line.

Right after I just ate shit and nearly fell in the water.

TK Kiefness

Right after hunting a weasel Jordan made a little mess out his chatter box.

As the session came to an end Brad we got a bonus call from Brad to meet up at Bowls club for some drinks. The shot below was taken just before I left the pub to head home and into my bottle of Bells. Jordan stayed there. The next time I saw him was around mid morning the next day... He did not looked good. College was canceled and he came over to spend the afternoon sleeping on my couch and eating scooters. All the while I hammered the shit out of some nails into the wall next to him.

(Edit Insert: I just sent Hit Jordan up to let him know i posted this update a... my text exactly "blog updated"... to which the response was "Gay bar updated"... this means Jordan is at Risque tonight)

What I Do When My ladies In Malaysia

2010-02-22T17:47:00.012+02:00

My Lady has happened to stumble into a bit of luck by catching the right aeroplane to Malaysia, Its a pity her Mom and Granny are with her though (Well at least thats what I've been told) So basically this is a liberating confessional of my fagalier weekend.... "Fagalier" is an inside joke from Fanta-pants

So, on Friday night was one of my marvelous friends Chris B's B'day. Chris just so happens to be a contributing factor to a well known S.A band " The Cavalier" It just so happens as well, that Chris knows how to have a fucking riot.... But lets start on Thursday night, Thurday night as you all know, we usually hit up Olive and practice our drinking there for the weekend. We did this, and we practiced our drinking. I think Cavey might of won, we'll never know for certain as we were all the judges. Fuck Olive though, I woke up well early Friday morning, made a quick visit to varsity, cotched in their bathrooms, struggled through a lecture then fucked off! Went to save JP from a girls house, Fetched Scrone, Went to Jade, Watched all five of his Jack Russel's wrestle over a piece of cut off jeans, obvisously from Jades summer tights. Great Laugh....

Arrived at The Cavalier house around 14:30 started banging beers and busting weasels, no-one else there besides Pat, Brogan, Jay and Chris. 18:00 came and the first guests arrived The bunch of else felt like the sexiest men in Jamaica, Then the tables turned, We remembered Chris made the theme cross-dressing, We all like the transexual version of superman would of done, jumped in our booths and into our drag. I really enjoy hanging with The Cavalier guys cos they are possibly the only guys I can have an argument about Who's make up is better... My mission of the night was to get a photo with everyone at the party! This is what I acheived....

Below is the best pic i think, Jade The tough guy who speaks from his cock and drinks cups of testosterone as a laugh, letting his inner pussy out! Thats me next to him the sexiest one...

Jade Van De Sandton and I, One Tough Mutha FF
This is Kif Mc'Kwy seriously rad dude, little creepy at times, but its what I like.
One of the Commando's that ended up in the top 3 with Scrone and I, The comp was to wear your ladies clothing the longest Scrone won....
All the Cavalier Boys and I except Pat... Chris B is the princess

Really?? need I say anything???
Some Weasel and Prawn action
This Mark, Mark and I used to hate each other, but how can I hate him when we look so fucking tough together.
Natalie came as a boy

Chris Pheiffer won best dressed lesbian

Know Idea who these peeps are, But look like crack addicts.
Doggie's Lean
The most sober guy at the party... My younger bro, TK B
This strangely familiar sight by 9 pm

This guy touching me, I think his name is Gareth, got in like 4 fights that night, and 1 attempted Rape, he tried to rape me.... Thats it for now everyone, keep on checking for updates, sorry to let you down and sorry for the spelling errors, no-time left to check gotta run... piece

all photos compliments, Ali Scalliwag

Photosapphic Memory

2010-02-22T00:25:00.037+02:00

Got a call the other day about some casting for a MTN ad happening at skateworld in Edenvale... i was under the impression that bmx wasn't very welcome there, so to be invited to ride there (let alone a paying job opportunity) was as tempting Kate Hudson dressed as a nun.

So.. Saturday, after a pretty rough morning Tim picked me up and we headed towards the vale for the "casting". We were both pretty zoned out from the night before and the morning after, but a little hunt set the wheels right back into motion and off we went on our little excursion.

A photographic memory.

Tim

Chilling Hard

I bailed Jade out of here the other night...

Man running

Waddup Rosebank???

I'm hoping to have a clip of someone grinding that rail on the left soon.

Chilling hard! outside an all girls school.

Anyone need a trim, it's a goddam free for all.

Told you it was a free for all... zebras for everyone.

Our bikes made 69 sex the whole way there!

The first person (excluding the original 2 diggers and anyone that had a section in Unleash The Fury 1 or 2) to send the real name of the trails behind the greenery above will get a special present from Whiskey And Rocks... it will probably be some item of clothing that Jordan has left at my house. Send your answer to runamockblog@gmail.com!

Meech

This is where i go to stock up on cat food.

The little guy

The big guy

We found the park but missed the entrance and had to drive through a maize of one-ways to get back there.

TK Brawler & Tim

The close up below is from the picture above.

Devin

TK & Justin

Justin's shirt

Famous rapper Pauliesie-Munn

Some close ups of this pic below

I kind of didn't want to post these but what the hell. She put the effort in.

She was loving it!

Hannes was psyched.

2010-02-16T22:24:00.003+02:00

Now firstly I wanna tell you what this blog is all about, (blog sounds sexual, "I'm gonna check out your blog tonight....mmmm"). It is A BLOG, and its where we WRITE!!! We write things here almost as if it where one of those confessionals in the Christ house. WE write "things" down on here because we can bloom in this medium, some of the "things" we have experienced and seen are far too real for television and the fucking movies.

The Real thing is and for fucks sakes, is that Greg and I are real people and we see real things, things that torture and confuse the person with square eyes, and merely amuse and arrouse the ones with the right kind. Sometimes peoples eyes dont fit, then they get different eyes , eyes that are chosen so therefore they not real eyes. Mine and Greg's eyes are real, and this is real. So be real, and keep it real, Or I'll eat you like a 20ft crocodile with my mine, Some people call me " Lake Placid of the mind fuck."

I have dogs, two of them. Gonzo. Aterah. They are both humans. I'd name my dog after a fucking muppet. They will be on this blog and so will parktown prawns, monster ones.

A For now i'll leave you with memorial link and pic to a great band that just never found themselves due to hardships and drug dealing. SUKINDIKFATIK is now known as Scott Van B. And The G.o. double D's

And heres a Link to one of their orignal songs....

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scott-Van-B-The-GO-Double-Ds/12224961519#!/pages/Scott-Van-B-The-GO-Double-Ds/12224961519?v=info

Lovie it!

The Birth

2010-02-14T19:11:00.005+02:00

So Jordan Gin and I have been talking about starting a blog for a while but parties, hangovers, riding, girls, and pure laziness always stepped in the way. Today we finally managed to kick the horse in the ass... All it took was a short skype conversation spent mostly trying to figure out what to call this frightening and potentially beautiful love child of ours.

There's not much meaning behind the name apart from that we both like Whiskey and... I guess we both like rocks. The reason we started this is to share with the deprived world some of the shit we get up to... If anything we post on here offends you, just remember that there's way worse shit on the internet like kiddie porn and home made videos of 2 step dancing.

To get things started I thought I would post this video of Milan, a friend of ours. The video was shot at a Riot Jam BMX event by Jimmy Reynolds for Blunt Magazine (R.I.P.). For you to truly grasp the awesomeness of this video you need to know a few things about Milan:
- He is a fireman
- He was at the event as the Medic for the day
- He ended up melting his shoes to the point where they had to be cut off
- His clothes (shoes included) had to be changed before he was taken to the hospital because he couldn't be seen wasted in his fireman uniform

Enjoy!

Right, now on to one of the biggest inspirations for this blog... Dragon! Also known as D.R., Doctor, Drunken, Duncan, and many more to come. Dragon is an amazing person that will either scare the shit out of you or leave you aroused. Either way you will be entertained.

The other day Jordan told me he went over to Drunken's place to hang out. While he was there he naturally decided to head into the bathroom for a piss or just a quick check up on his hair. Much to Jordan's horror, the mirror in the bathroom was covered by a towel... He then told D.R. "you know your mirror in your bathroom is covered by a towel?", Dragon's response "Ya, I'm trying to forget what I look like... haven't looked at a reflection in over a week."

To Duncan this is normal. I think he did a month or so without seeing his mug. Jordan fired these pics of Dragon over to me this afternoon.

Duncan is the one with his piece out, that's our buddy Cavey holding 'em, and on the right is co-author of this blog Jordan Gin.

And here's a little bonus pic of DR.