Now firstly I wanna tell you what this blog is all about, (blog sounds sexual, "I'm gonna check out your blog tonight....mmmm"). It is A BLOG, and its where we WRITE!!! We write things here almost as if it where one of those confessionals in the Christ house. WE write "things" down on here because we can bloom in this medium, some of the "things" we have experienced and seen are far too real for television and the fucking movies.

The Real thing is and for fucks sakes, is that Greg and I are real people and we see real things, things that torture and confuse the person with square eyes, and merely amuse and arrouse the ones with the right kind. Sometimes peoples eyes dont fit, then they get different eyes , eyes that are chosen so therefore they not real eyes. Mine and Greg's eyes are real, and this is real. So be real, and keep it real, Or I'll eat you like a 20ft crocodile with my mine, Some people call me " Lake Placid of the mind fuck."

I have dogs, two of them. Gonzo. Aterah. They are both humans. I'd name my dog after a fucking muppet. They will be on this blog and so will parktown prawns, monster ones.

A For now i'll leave you with memorial link and pic to a great band that just never found themselves due to hardships and drug dealing. SUKINDIKFATIK is now known as Scott Van B. And The G.o. double D's



And heres a Link to one of their orignal songs....

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scott-Van-B-The-GO-Double-Ds/12224961519#!/pages/Scott-Van-B-The-GO-Double-Ds/12224961519?v=info

Lovie it!

The Birth

So Jordan Gin and I have been talking about starting a blog for a while but parties, hangovers, riding, girls, and pure laziness always stepped in the way. Today we finally managed to kick the horse in the ass... All it took was a short skype conversation spent mostly trying to figure out what to call this frightening and potentially beautiful love child of ours.

There's not much meaning behind the name apart from that we both like Whiskey and... I guess we both like rocks. The reason we started this is to share with the deprived world some of the shit we get up to... If anything we post on here offends you, just remember that there's way worse shit on the internet like kiddie porn and home made videos of 2 step dancing.

To get things started I thought I would post this video of Milan, a friend of ours. The video was shot at a Riot Jam BMX event by Jimmy Reynolds for Blunt Magazine (R.I.P.). For you to truly grasp the awesomeness of this video you need to know a few things about Milan:
- He is a fireman
- He was at the event as the Medic for the day
- He ended up melting his shoes to the point where they had to be cut off
- His clothes (shoes included) had to be changed before he was taken to the hospital because he couldn't be seen wasted in his fireman uniform

Enjoy!



Right, now on to one of the biggest inspirations for this blog... Dragon! Also known as D.R., Doctor, Drunken, Duncan, and many more to come. Dragon is an amazing person that will either scare the shit out of you or leave you aroused. Either way you will be entertained.

The other day Jordan told me he went over to Drunken's place to hang out. While he was there he naturally decided to head into the bathroom for a piss or just a quick check up on his hair. Much to Jordan's horror, the mirror in the bathroom was covered by a towel... He then told D.R. "you know your mirror in your bathroom is covered by a towel?", Dragon's response "Ya, I'm trying to forget what I look like... haven't looked at a reflection in over a week."

To Duncan this is normal. I think he did a month or so without seeing his mug. Jordan fired these pics of Dragon over to me this afternoon.


Duncan is the one with his piece out, that's our buddy Cavey holding 'em, and on the right is co-author of this blog Jordan Gin.

And here's a little bonus pic of DR.