Walking like an Egyptian

Sorry for the lack of updates... I'm in mother fucking Egypt bitches! Sink your little peepers into these creepy pictures.

Love your work sir.

Colin bone thuggin

... dor meech.

Desert dog chillin hard

Dead kid?

Apartment boredom + whiskey + roley planks

Right after he ate shit...

Pyramid guards - "No photo"

close up below... just in case you haven't spotted it already

Creepin in... creepin out.

We met 2 of the dopest dudes over here... they hooked us up with some sticks of gutchy and showed us a new way of smokin.

Ally Scally

Cousin Skeeter

Fresh



Drinking from the milky cup of deNile

under rotate, backround pyrameech!

Geezer getting loose in Giza

Christi street slugging


Hashquatch

Hell

First sessionable street spot we found

Right after a 5 star dinner at a rotating restaurant fucking high in the sky @ Cairo Tower

got som'in to say?

nice dor meech.

yours truly glugging some red label

glamour killface

Cairo is rad.

Emmerentia Stench

A few of us went down to Emmerentia Dam to ride the run off ditch a few days ago... we found ourselves a little surprise when we got there. Some jacked up street sleeper has turned the place into his very own humble abode.

The strange thing was that rather than us being pissed off that all his shit was scattered all over our beloved spot, we actually felt we were being rude for riding what is effectively his front yard. The fact that he wasn't anywhere to be seen made us feel a little more comfortable... This was certainly not the sort of place you wanted to fall on a sharp object. Most objects spread all over were sharp as the devils dick. None the less riding commenced and filming got under way.


We were filming for a BMX show on Vuzu.tv for The Riot BMX Shop and in this episode Jordan is the host... and my god it's fucking hilarious! Jordan is a natural in front of the camera, a natural goof ball at times. He also totally killed the session as you will see from the pics.

When I'm riding Jordan mans the cam. Jade and Spinx looking tough in the background.

Tk Brawler and the bums washing line.

Right after I just ate shit and nearly fell in the water.

TK Kiefness

Right after hunting a weasel Jordan made a little mess out his chatter box.

As the session came to an end Brad we got a bonus call from Brad to meet up at Bowls club for some drinks. The shot below was taken just before I left the pub to head home and into my bottle of Bells. Jordan stayed there. The next time I saw him was around mid morning the next day... He did not looked good. College was canceled and he came over to spend the afternoon sleeping on my couch and eating scooters. All the while I hammered the shit out of some nails into the wall next to him.


(Edit Insert: I just sent Hit Jordan up to let him know i posted this update a... my text exactly "blog updated"... to which the response was "Gay bar updated"... this means Jordan is at Risque tonight)

What I Do When My ladies In Malaysia

My Lady has happened to stumble into a bit of luck by catching the right aeroplane to Malaysia, Its a pity her Mom and Granny are with her though (Well at least thats what I've been told) So basically this is a liberating confessional of my fagalier weekend.... "Fagalier" is an inside joke from Fanta-pants

So, on Friday night was one of my marvelous friends Chris B's B'day. Chris just so happens to be a contributing factor to a well known S.A band " The Cavalier" It just so happens as well, that Chris knows how to have a fucking riot.... But lets start on Thursday night, Thurday night as you all know, we usually hit up Olive and practice our drinking there for the weekend. We did this, and we practiced our drinking. I think Cavey might of won, we'll never know for certain as we were all the judges. Fuck Olive though, I woke up well early Friday morning, made a quick visit to varsity, cotched in their bathrooms, struggled through a lecture then fucked off! Went to save JP from a girls house, Fetched Scrone, Went to Jade, Watched all five of his Jack Russel's wrestle over a piece of cut off jeans, obvisously from Jades summer tights. Great Laugh....

Arrived at The Cavalier house around 14:30 started banging beers and busting weasels, no-one else there besides Pat, Brogan, Jay and Chris. 18:00 came and the first guests arrived The bunch of else felt like the sexiest men in Jamaica, Then the tables turned, We remembered Chris made the theme cross-dressing, We all like the transexual version of superman would of done, jumped in our booths and into our drag. I really enjoy hanging with The Cavalier guys cos they are possibly the only guys I can have an argument about Who's make up is better... My mission of the night was to get a photo with everyone at the party! This is what I acheived....

Below is the best pic i think, Jade The tough guy who speaks from his cock and drinks cups of testosterone as a laugh, letting his inner pussy out! Thats me next to him the sexiest one...

Jade Van De Sandton and I, One Tough Mutha FF
This is Kif Mc'Kwy seriously rad dude, little creepy at times, but its what I like.
One of the Commando's that ended up in the top 3 with Scrone and I, The comp was to wear your ladies clothing the longest Scrone won....
All the Cavalier Boys and I except Pat... Chris B is the princess

Really?? need I say anything???
Some Weasel and Prawn action
This Mark, Mark and I used to hate each other, but how can I hate him when we look so fucking tough together.
Natalie came as a boy

Chris Pheiffer won best dressed lesbian

Know Idea who these peeps are, But look like crack addicts.
Doggie's Lean
The most sober guy at the party... My younger bro, TK B
This strangely familiar sight by 9 pm

This guy touching me, I think his name is Gareth, got in like 4 fights that night, and 1 attempted Rape, he tried to rape me.... Thats it for now everyone, keep on checking for updates, sorry to let you down and sorry for the spelling errors, no-time left to check gotta run... piece

all photos compliments, Ali Scalliwag