27.2.10

Emmerentia Stench

A few of us went down to Emmerentia Dam to ride the run off ditch a few days ago... we found ourselves a little surprise when we got there. Some jacked up street sleeper has turned the place into his very own humble abode.

The strange thing was that rather than us being pissed off that all his shit was scattered all over our beloved spot, we actually felt we were being rude for riding what is effectively his front yard. The fact that he wasn't anywhere to be seen made us feel a little more comfortable... This was certainly not the sort of place you wanted to fall on a sharp object. Most objects spread all over were sharp as the devils dick. None the less riding commenced and filming got under way.


We were filming for a BMX show on Vuzu.tv for The Riot BMX Shop and in this episode Jordan is the host... and my god it's fucking hilarious! Jordan is a natural in front of the camera, a natural goof ball at times. He also totally killed the session as you will see from the pics.

When I'm riding Jordan mans the cam. Jade and Spinx looking tough in the background.

Tk Brawler and the bums washing line.

Right after I just ate shit and nearly fell in the water.

TK Kiefness

Right after hunting a weasel Jordan made a little mess out his chatter box.

As the session came to an end Brad we got a bonus call from Brad to meet up at Bowls club for some drinks. The shot below was taken just before I left the pub to head home and into my bottle of Bells. Jordan stayed there. The next time I saw him was around mid morning the next day... He did not looked good. College was canceled and he came over to spend the afternoon sleeping on my couch and eating scooters. All the while I hammered the shit out of some nails into the wall next to him.


(Edit Insert: I just sent Hit Jordan up to let him know i posted this update a... my text exactly "blog updated"... to which the response was "Gay bar updated"... this means Jordan is at Risque tonight)

22.2.10

What I Do When My ladies In Malaysia

My Lady has happened to stumble into a bit of luck by catching the right aeroplane to Malaysia, Its a pity her Mom and Granny are with her though (Well at least thats what I've been told) So basically this is a liberating confessional of my fagalier weekend.... "Fagalier" is an inside joke from Fanta-pants

So, on Friday night was one of my marvelous friends Chris B's B'day. Chris just so happens to be a contributing factor to a well known S.A band " The Cavalier" It just so happens as well, that Chris knows how to have a fucking riot.... But lets start on Thursday night, Thurday night as you all know, we usually hit up Olive and practice our drinking there for the weekend. We did this, and we practiced our drinking. I think Cavey might of won, we'll never know for certain as we were all the judges. Fuck Olive though, I woke up well early Friday morning, made a quick visit to varsity, cotched in their bathrooms, struggled through a lecture then fucked off! Went to save JP from a girls house, Fetched Scrone, Went to Jade, Watched all five of his Jack Russel's wrestle over a piece of cut off jeans, obvisously from Jades summer tights. Great Laugh....

Arrived at The Cavalier house around 14:30 started banging beers and busting weasels, no-one else there besides Pat, Brogan, Jay and Chris. 18:00 came and the first guests arrived The bunch of else felt like the sexiest men in Jamaica, Then the tables turned, We remembered Chris made the theme cross-dressing, We all like the transexual version of superman would of done, jumped in our booths and into our drag. I really enjoy hanging with The Cavalier guys cos they are possibly the only guys I can have an argument about Who's make up is better... My mission of the night was to get a photo with everyone at the party! This is what I acheived....

Below is the best pic i think, Jade The tough guy who speaks from his cock and drinks cups of testosterone as a laugh, letting his inner pussy out! Thats me next to him the sexiest one...
Jade Van De Sandton and I, One Tough Mutha FF
This is Kif Mc'Kwy seriously rad dude, little creepy at times, but its what I like.
One of the Commando's that ended up in the top 3 with Scrone and I, The comp was to wear your ladies clothing the longest Scrone won....
All the Cavalier Boys and I except Pat... Chris B is the princess
Really?? need I say anything???
Some Weasel and Prawn action
This Mark, Mark and I used to hate each other, but how can I hate him when we look so fucking tough together.
Natalie came as a boy
Chris Pheiffer won best dressed lesbian


Know Idea who these peeps are, But look like crack addicts.
Doggie's Lean
The most sober guy at the party... My younger bro, TK B
This strangely familiar sight by 9 pm
This guy touching me, I think his name is Gareth, got in like 4 fights that night, and 1 attempted Rape, he tried to rape me.... Thats it for now everyone, keep on checking for updates, sorry to let you down and sorry for the spelling errors, no-time left to check gotta run... piece

all photos compliments, Ali Scalliwag

Photosapphic Memory

Got a call the other day about some casting for a MTN ad happening at skateworld in Edenvale... i was under the impression that bmx wasn't very welcome there, so to be invited to ride there (let alone a paying job opportunity) was as tempting Kate Hudson dressed as a nun.

So.. Saturday, after a pretty rough morning Tim picked me up and we headed towards the vale for the "casting". We were both pretty zoned out from the night before and the morning after, but a little hunt set the wheels right back into motion and off we went on our little excursion.

A photographic memory.

Tim

Chilling Hard

I bailed Jade out of here the other night...

Man running



Waddup Rosebank???

I'm hoping to have a clip of someone grinding that rail on the left soon.

Chilling hard! outside an all girls school.

Anyone need a trim, it's a goddam free for all.

Told you it was a free for all... zebras for everyone.

Our bikes made 69 sex the whole way there!

The first person (excluding the original 2 diggers and anyone that had a section in Unleash The Fury 1 or 2) to send the real name of the trails behind the greenery above will get a special present from Whiskey And Rocks... it will probably be some item of clothing that Jordan has left at my house. Send your answer to runamockblog@gmail.com!


Meech

This is where i go to stock up on cat food.


The little guy

The big guy


We found the park but missed the entrance and had to drive through a maize of one-ways to get back there.

TK Brawler & Tim

The close up below is from the picture above.


Devin

TK & Justin

Justin's shirt

Famous rapper Pauliesie-Munn

Some close ups of this pic below



I kind of didn't want to post these but what the hell. She put the effort in.

She was loving it!

Hannes was psyched.